Saturday, July 13, 2013

Beer Logic: Male vs Female

Seen on the Facebook:

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400… correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

2 comments:

  1. LOL! Same can be done with people who smoke (cigars, cigarettes or other), people who have foodie habits and people who are crafting addicts. A hobby is a hobby because you like to spend money on it- if you had a Ferrari habit, then you'd likey have one.
    'Woman' logic in this case should be retitle 'beer hobby hating bitch' logic.

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