"A pencil is a weapon when it is pointed at someone in a threatening way and gun noises are made."
--Bethanne Bradshaw, Suffolk Public Schools
Yep, a Virginia second grader was suspended for holding his pencil like a gun. I wonder how Ms. Brandshaw manages to dress herself each morning. Sadly, this is exactly the sort of mindlessness that we've come to expect from the State indoctrination centers.